– – De Protonated ! – –

February 23, 2007 at 12:58 pm 3 comments

Chill out, hydrogen chloride:
You’re on the acidic side,
You can turn blue litmus paper red,
So it’s said;
With base, you can neutralise,
Water makes you ionise
’Cos you lose a hydrogen ion
And you become
Cl and H3O+
Your pH is low, ‘cos in H2O
You deprotonate – H+ you donate, you see…
Tell me,
Why d’you have to go and get so deprotonated?
I see the way you’re
Split into your ions and you’re fully dissociated,
You’re low pH and
It’s because your H+ you donate to a base, and you’re great as a proton donor –

You’re a strong acid ‘cos your H+ is so concentrated…oh, oh

When you become aqueous,
You’re then all plus and minus –
The reaction goes to completion;
In solution,
Water’s weakly basic, so
That’s where all your protons go:
They join to make hydroxonium
And you become

Cl and H3O+
Your pH is low, ‘cos in H2O
You deprotonate – H+ you donate, you see…
Tell me,
Why d’you have to go and get so deprotonated?
I see the way you’re
Split into your ions and you’re fully dissociated,
You’re low pH and
It’s because your H+ you donate to a base, and you’re great as a proton donor –

You’re a strong acid ‘cos your H+ is so concentrated…oh, oh, oh…

Chill out, hydrogen chloride:
You’ve been completely ionised,
And by your conjugate acid and base
You’ve been replaced:
Cl and H3O+
Your pH is low, ‘cos in H2O
You deprotonate – H+ you donate, you see…
Tell me,
Why d’you have to go and get so deprotonated?
I see the way you’re
Split into your ions and you’re fully dissociated,
You’re low pH and
It’s because your H+ you donate to a base, and you’re great as a proton donor –

You’re a strong acid ‘cos your H+ is so concentrated…oh, oh…
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– – De Protonated ! – – Thank you for the fun !

3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. iamvisheshur  |  February 23, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    nice dude!
    btw.how did u manage to put subscript??

    Reply
  • 2. Barath  |  March 7, 2007 at 11:35 am

    uhhhhhhhhhh

    *blink blink*

    Reply
  • 3. hrushita  |  March 7, 2007 at 5:08 pm

    well, its a little hard to believe u’d come up with such stuff ..but yeah nice protonating-deprotonating stuff there

    Reply

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