How to foil a UFO abduction …

October 29, 2006 at 3:08 am 3 comments

Just couldn’t stop laughing after I read this ! Found it somewhere on the MIT website… , in a section titled , rather appropriately , ” Worst-Case Scenarios “…

Now you know why I want to get in there ! ** where else can u learn something like this ??! **

1. Control your thoughts. Do not think of anything violent or upsetting – the extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may have the ability to read your mind.

2. Resist verbally.
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.

3. Resist mentally.
Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.

4. As a last resort, go for the EBE’s eyes – you will not know what its other more sensitive areas are.


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eee-No-Vaa ??? How to foil a UFO abduction …

3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. iamvisheshur  |  October 30, 2006 at 5:00 am

    it would be effective 4 humans too dont u think??

  • 2. Barath  |  November 4, 2006 at 5:07 pm

    hmm.. well those r just those lovely calenders u get almost in every WalMart or JCPenny… nd deyve got a wide variety of dem too… perfect for MIT nerds.. lol 😉

    we shld note the points whn v come across the Bionic ET…

  • 3. AssasinNightmare  |  November 7, 2006 at 5:42 am

    well preparedness goes a really long way. man u jus dont get it do u if u try not 2 think of somethin ull rather end up doin dat. what if only the UFO IS VISIBLE aliens ARENT visible and arent MATTER at all???? whaat would u do then.
    @ vishesh’s it would be effective 4 humans too dont u think?? well it wouldn’t.


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